IT TURNS OUT I CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME! GNARLY!

NO DRAMA, PLEASE

LECAPTAINDELK — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:01:05 +0000

INCREDIBLE TECHNO-WONDERMENT

LECAPTAINDELK — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:01:15 +0000

ENJOY THAT CHINESE FOOD

LECAPTAINDELK — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 18:59:43 +0000

THE COLLEGIATE DRINKING DILEMMA

LECAPTAINDELK — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 05:02:52 +0000

SO WHEN DO I UPDATE?

LECAPTAINDELK — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:52:50 +0000

Forgive the sexual tension, but I am EXCITED… in a platonic trying to start a blog way. Not the other way.

At least, not very much.

ANYWAY, it’s actually been difficult to limit my posts to like, one or two a day considering that there’s stuff from the tumblr account that I used to have, new stuff that I’ve ~~drawn~~ doodled since I quit tumblr and the stuff I’m coming up with now, it’s difficult for me in my EXCITEDNESS to not just flood the blog with a ton of content immediately and then have nothing left for off days when I just can’t think of anything.

That’s right. I might be SUPER CREATIVE AND HILARIOUS all the time (and perhaps a little too fond of the capslock key) but sometimes life gets in the way of that. BUMMER.

So I’ve decided on an update schedule to try out for a bit. Looks like I’ll be posting around midnight on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays with a new ~~drawing~~ doodle. Also, once a week, there will be a longer entry. These longer entries have several doodles and tell a story. A funny one.

Can I promise to stick to this 100 percent? Absolutely not, but with the wonder of that thing called scheduled publishing (something tumblr totally didn’t have) the stuff should post pretty consistently.

And with that, I leave you with a very relevant picture of a duck.

You’re welcome.

BELATED RAPTURE JOKE BLOWOUT

LECAPTAINDELK — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:23:40 +0000

Is it too late to joke about the Rapture? OBVIOUSLY NOT. Here are a couple of drawings I did while anticipating the return of ~~the Jedi~~ Jesus.

WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE POST?!? I’m just that Web 2.0.

MUSHROOMS?

LECAPTAINDELK — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:44:21 +0000

Super Mario suddenly makes SO MUCH SENSE.

THESAURUS REX

LECAPTAINDELK — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:05:22 +0000

PICK UP LINES

LECAPTAINDELK — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 01:12:08 +0000

"Baby, you're just a gas!" "Now you're doing that on purpose."

GLORIOUS? I THINK SO YES.

LECAPTAINDELK — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 22:11:23 +0000

OMGWTFBBQ you are looking at this site. You are reading words off of it. That must mean it’s almost finished.

Well, what do you know. It is almost finished. Funny how that works.

MIDNIGHT SMACK ATTACK is a blog. There are doodles involved. Lots of poorly drawn charts and doodles and jokes that probably aren’t even funny except for when they are which is most of the time. I think there might also be video involved.

See? That was DEFINITELY a video. And yes, I talk like that all the time. It’s just the effect that that much sweet tea has on one’s vocal cords.

Wait a second. So if this is a blog that definitely has words and definitely has doodles and possibly has video, why is there no doodle mess here? I see words. I think I see a video. I will fix this by giving you a preview of a doodle work in progress. Ready? OK. Here it is right here:

Damn, I know. Sexy right? Well, that’s about all I have to say for right now other than “BE SUPER EXCITED” but I think I’ve reiterated that enough…

…for now.